mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lana Del Rey in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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gaypos:

straight boys

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when will the rihanna album drought end?

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labsinthe:

Naomi,Stephanie,Yasmeen & Christy for Versace F/W 1992

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jayandbeyworryaboutye:

Jay and Bey have this game they like to play with me when they go on vacation. They don’t like to tell which hotel room they’re staying in, HAHAHA. Bunch of clowns. They always call and say something like, 
"You’re not welcome"
"We won’t be staying long."
"You have to stop force feeding Baby Blue Godiva chocolates. She can’t digest them!"
"AAAHHHH, GOD IT’S HIM."
They are a pair of pranksters. This hotel has…19 floors. So, imma start with 1 and work my way up. HAHA, love em. 

jayandbeyworryaboutye:

Jay and Bey have this game they like to play with me when they go on vacation. They don’t like to tell which hotel room they’re staying in, HAHAHA. Bunch of clowns. They always call and say something like, 

"You’re not welcome"

"We won’t be staying long."

"You have to stop force feeding Baby Blue Godiva chocolates. She can’t digest them!"

"AAAHHHH, GOD IT’S HIM."

They are a pair of pranksters. This hotel has…19 floors. So, imma start with 1 and work my way up. HAHA, love em. 

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

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bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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"Look, I need you to read and sign the employee manual. Details a lot of the workplace policies. One of them is, um, proper workplace attire."

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donatellavevo:

*spreads legs*

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Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).

Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).

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